Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
