woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we're making bets on your personal life
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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