your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he thought i was a dude.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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