Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Damn victory sex feels great
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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