Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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