i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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