just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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