Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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