doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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