But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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