My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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