I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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