i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Two words: nipple clamps
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