I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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