i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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