After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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