i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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