i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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