awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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