Dual....:-)
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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