your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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