i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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