I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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