we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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