found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Randomize
