I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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