so explain again why im purple
no
North Korea, Best Korea!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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