You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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