I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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