I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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