No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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