You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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