Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
and you fell through a lawn chair
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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