i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
