my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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