she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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