Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I need moral support for this bender
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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