I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
