The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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