also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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