he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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