So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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