i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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