He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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