i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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