youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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