He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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