Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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