That's when you crack a 10am beer
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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