My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Still dying that you shit outside
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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