Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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