I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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