Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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