I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i came on her dog
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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